Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports
Tiger Woods is looking for more majors in 2014.
Hi Santa, this is Eldrick.
You remember me, I hope.
I was on the naughty list for a while there, but I have been trying to be good.
You used to bring lots of cool stuff, and I really liked it.
I know I seemed a little standoffish and ungrateful. I am sorry about that.
I understand now how important my kids and friends are. I even flew my super-hot girlfriend home in my jet after she got hurt while skiing.
I really, really need another green jacket, U.S. Open Trophy, Claret Jug and Wanamaker Trophy next year, Santa.
These other guys keep getting better and I’m not getting any younger. You ever try walking around hilly golf courses on creaky old legs?
Well, I guess maybe you have.
Anyway, thanks for the cool digs in Florida, the big boat and the jet, but I need those major titles. Now!